Conversation between John and Anne
Anne: Good morning honey! Why have you been looking at the mirror for such a long time?
John: Hi babe! I don't know... I was just thinking about the possibility of doing some niptuck?
Anne: You've been smoking, haven't you?
John: Are you nuts? Of corse not. Can't you see my jowl? It's disgusting!
Anne: Come on! This is bullshit! You're perfect to me.
John: Darling, that's serious! I really thought about it and I'm pretty sure of what I want. Actually, I already have an appointment tomorrow.
Anne: What? Without even asking me? We're supposed to trust each other.
John: I knew that this would be your reaction. Try to understand me!
Anne: OMG! I can't believe you are really thinking of getting a surgery. By the way, how the hell are you going to pay it?
John: Well... em... That was the reason why I was scared to tell you about it...
Anne: OMG! I'm going to faint.
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